Curse

Nomme Moon · Apr 01, 2008, 06:08 AM // 06:08

I found out what it is!

It's the update. The update is the joke itself

We will all be here wondering what it is and it'll be nothing.

FoxBat · Apr 01, 2008, 06:10 AM // 06:10

Patient Spirit update is real. Healer's Covenant is dead.

On the other hand, Healer's Boon has a new toy to play with!

Rexion · Apr 01, 2008, 06:16 AM // 06:16

Attention Warriors...

I just saw in the patch notes this following message:

Mending
Increased energy cost to 25 energy. Reduced regeneration to +2.

april fools.

Sirius-NZ · Apr 01, 2008, 06:21 AM // 06:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by .defekt

Update - Friday, April 1, 2008 Ursan Blessing Increased energy gain per hit to 2. Buffed damage of Ursan Strike to 60...100.

It already is 2, if you use a zealous weapon.

Nightmares Hammer · Apr 01, 2008, 06:22 AM // 06:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexion

Attention Warriors...

I just saw in the patch notes this following message:

Mending
Increased energy cost to 25 energy. Reduced regeneration to +2.

lolololololololollowtfpwndQQlolololololol...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexion

april fools.

THANK GOD!!1!

Washi · Apr 01, 2008, 06:27 AM // 06:27

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Inner Fire is working

I hope it's only for april fools and it will be reversed cause if not, say good bye to destro core farming

Konig Des Todes · Apr 01, 2008, 06:32 AM // 06:32

They fixed Inner Fire? Now destroyer's are tougher? YAY! I love tough opponents

.

hurdlebeast · Apr 01, 2008, 06:35 AM // 06:35

me thinks they didn't update at all...me thinks they ran some useless, pointless code through the game, so all us minions would rush to guildwarsguru.com and have to take an insanely hard IQ test. that's what me thinks.

gotcha, boys and girls.

Washi · Apr 01, 2008, 06:36 AM // 06:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel The Assassin

They fixed Inner Fire? Now destroyer's are tougher? YAY! I love tough opponents

.

You realize it's 15 pips of hp regen? This can't be true lol

Bowstring Badass · Apr 01, 2008, 06:38 AM // 06:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by hurdlebeast

me thinks they didn't update at all...me thinks they ran some useless, pointless code through the game, so all us minions would rush to guildwarsguru.com and have to take an insanely hard IQ test. that's what me thinks.

gotcha, boys and girls.

lolz...

1235

kratimas · Apr 01, 2008, 06:41 AM // 06:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeniM

Ursan haters are up this early in the morning?????

TRUE THAT!

How can a topic about April Fools become a Ursan QQ thread so quickly.

Only in Riverside!!

Zahr Dalsk · Apr 01, 2008, 06:45 AM // 06:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washi

You realize it's 15 pips of hp regen? This can't be true lol

Only 10 pips of regen actually affect the target. The rest remain 'hidden' until degen is applied, in which case they help counter it.

Ex skill gives 15 regen.

Target will have 10 regen and 5 hidden.

Suffers from something that adds 8 degen.

15-8=7 so they'll still end up with 7 regen.

JeniM · Apr 01, 2008, 07:02 AM // 07:02

Think i just worked out what that update did

And no thats not a 1st person view + a trip to MS Paint

JeniM · Apr 01, 2008, 07:07 AM // 07:07

Don't know, I think I look pretty bad ass like this!
I can see foes running scared when they see this heading for them

JeniM · Apr 01, 2008, 07:11 AM // 07:11

I like it anyway, some people wouldn't of been happy no matter what happened

Carinae · Apr 01, 2008, 07:14 AM // 07:14

Omg! I Have A Hole In My Head!!!!

Washi · Apr 01, 2008, 07:15 AM // 07:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk

Only 10 pips of regen actually affect the target. The rest remain 'hidden' until degen is applied, in which case they help counter it.

Ex skill gives 15 regen.

Target will have 10 regen and 5 hidden.

Suffers from something that adds 8 degen.

15-8=7 so they'll still end up with 7 regen.

Oh god...
I love lazy people and people who talk about stuff they don't know about.

If you only clicked the link, cause you obviously don't know what inner fire does, you would know it gives 30hp a sec which is equivalent to 15 pips.

Zahr Dalsk · Apr 01, 2008, 07:22 AM // 07:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washi

Oh god...
I love lazy people and people who talk about stuff they don't know about.

If you only clicked the link, cause you obviously don't know what inner fire does, you would know it gives 30hp a sec which is equivalent to 15 pips.

Hey, who cares, amirite? Inner Fire, last I checked, didn't really do anything at all when Destroyers used it, so the point is moot.

Anyways, maybe the high health gain, if the skill works now, will teach the PvE scrubs how to deal decent damage, or to spike.

Edge Martinez · Apr 01, 2008, 07:32 AM // 07:32

The stick figures caught me off guard. April 1st, haha. I changed our guild announcement for the guys in the morning.

"Attention: Two nights ago the ANet servers were infected. Unless you appear as a stick figure, no need to worry."

RedNova88 · Apr 01, 2008, 07:34 AM // 07:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Inner Fire is working

I hope it's only for april fools and it will be reversed cause if not, say good bye to destro core farming

So much for finding a reliable farming spot on my Warrior. Le sigh. Glints challenge is no more for me if this is true. And why do I get this crazy suspicion that Anet wants us to buy gold??